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Israel Expands Settlements To Washington D.C.
By Frank Scott
Al-Jazeerah, ccun.org, March 22, 2010
In a bold move that shocked Wall Street, Main Street and J
Street, Israel expanded its settler housing to Washington D.C.
President Obama and his family were ordered to vacate the White House so
that it would be available to Israeli officials when they visit the occupied
territories in the Senate and the House.
Speaker Pelosi expressed
surprise when told that Netanyahu had asked for her congressional leadership
position in another bold move that showed Israel practicing its political
chutzpah as never before.
“ I thought he would ask for the
presidency and am flattered and of course only too willing to accede to any
demands made by our most important friends in the world, the Israelis ” said
The ADL accused her of practicing thinly veiled
anti-Semitism by only mentioning the world instead of the universe.
Obama Supports Wealth Care For All Americans
In soaring emotional
rhetoric not heard since his last soaringly emotional speech, the president
expressed soaring emotional support for all wealthy Americans and for the
overwhelming 90% majority who are not yet wealthy but will be someday if our
free markets and credit purchases can fully flower and bloom and blossom
and, uh, whatever.
“This nation will thrive and survive as long as
people are free to get wealthy and I intend to fight to the last breath to
keep the freedoms we enjoy that allow wonderful hard working billionaires to
get even more rich and then help the rest of us with tax deductible
donations to charity.”
When asked about health care for all Americans
the president said he supported it, but it would only be possible when more
rich people were given tax breaks that enabled them to buy more private
health insurance companies and then make tax deductible donations to
Bankers Urge Freeing Madoff: Say Fed Needs His Help
consortium of bankers, financiers, entrepreneurs and gourmet chefs joined in
calling for the release of convicted fraudster Bernie Madoff. A spokesperson
for the group said that only someone with his skill sets could lead the Fed
and help the nation out of its most serious financial crisis.
face it, our economy has been a massive Ponzi scheme for years now and the
person who can best get investors to buy into this mess has to be the man
who did it before with absolutely nothing but his mouth and an enigmatic
smile. Now he’ll be able to peddle shares in our new Financial Utilization
of Credit Kleptocracy Unions of Penury fund, a derivative collateral
fandango perceptivity subtracting coercion swapperama market which, along
with that Mona Lisa quality of his, will be impossible for egotistical and
exceptionally dumb investors to resist . Nothing will more insure the
survival of our leaking ship of state than to have captain Bernie at the
Producers of reality shows and
celebrity gossip programs have joined forces to create an all new viewing
consumer product. It will combine the most appealing candid moments of real
life embarrassing drama lived by ordinary people who thereby become
celebrities, and scandalously embarrassing moments in the lives of
celebrities which may reduce them to lives as ordinary people.
new show will feature celebrities during unguarded moments as they use their
toilets, or have sex or beat their children. Then ordinary people will be
shown having the same experiences affording viewers the double pleasure of
watching people who are better looking , more talented and have far more
money than they make complete asses of themselves while also enjoying their
peers who have little money, looks or talent becoming celebrities by virtue
of being portrayed using toilets, having sex and beating their children.
A spokesperson for Humping International Values productions , which owns
the rights to the proposed show said “ We know our viewers love watching
their slightly better looking peers making asses of themselves enough to
make them stars and they also love gossip about the flaws of celebrities
they love and also hate. This will afford them a double pleasure . We expect
it to be bigger than American Idol. The twits twixt twelve and twenty market
will love it and bring the older mob of wannabes along with them.”
The working title for the show is: U HV NO LIFE SO WTCH THS
Frank Scott writes political commentary which appears in
print in the Coastal Post and The Independent Monitor and online at the blog